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Sometimes, the dollar menu just won't cut it. You need that little something extra during your eight-hour-hellish-like-day-in-a-cube, like maybe, the Windows 7 Whopper.

Big Brother Microsoft and McDonald's chasing Burger King have joined their diabolical forces in Japan to unleash this Godzilla-like sammy with SEVEN hamburger patties stacked in a heart stopping block.

How fast will it kill you? Well, here’s the math according to

A single Whopper has:

37 grams of fat
31 grams of protein
911 milligrams of sodium
678 calories
57 grams of carbohydrates

Multiplying that by seven and the Windows 7 Whopper has a ballpark:

247g of fat (259g - 12g for the extra buns)
193g of protein (217g - 24g)
4,997mg of sodium (6,377mg - 1,380g)
4,026 calories (4,746 cal - 720 cal)
399g carbs

Windows 7 Whopper Killer

If it sounds good to you, you better hurry with your travel plans to Japan! This unholy yet delicious creation is only on sale for 7 days for the low, low price of 777 yen (about $8.50).

Happy Eating!

Chris Risner

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