Posted on: 8/26/2009 5:25:49 PM by Chris
With the arrival of Erin (hereto after referred to as, “The Woman”) my fleet of automobiles has grown by 100%. Not only do I now possess the fantastically silver (and possibly flaming) silver VW Jetta, I now have in my possession a blue 4 cylinder Ford Escape. This low acceleration having SUV was the perfect addition to my cadre of cars. As Atomic would say, thanks to the Transitive Property, I now possess the ability to transport large items including but not limited to: Kegorators, push lawn mowers, dead hookers. While many of you out there in “Green Land” are probably aghast at my excitement at gaining a gas exhausting SUV, to you I say, how many dead hookers can you transport in your Prius? I rest my case.
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It might as well be a prius with that 4 cylinder. You need to put a turbo on that thing.
Left by AtomicInternet at 8/27/2009 7:27:50 AM
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You'll be as cool as the Senator once you get 2 more vehicles. (Also remove that email required field thats ghay.)
Left by Stavos at 8/27/2009 7:36:12 AM
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As long as one's a transam I won't be able to get any cooler! (I'll remove the default and fill any blank email address with Stavos@Stavos.com so your comment count here gets a boost).
Left by Chris at 8/27/2009 7:57:43 AM
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