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Fresh off what I’m sure would have been a spectacular bloodbath if I could have stopped staring at his circa 1960’s keyboard, Ron “the pseudo Canadian” has called me out.  In a move only the birther movement could have inspired, he has accused me of being Canadian.  Not only that, I’m sure it’s implied that all of my hilarious (to me) jokes about Canadians and him being Canadian (he “is” American, he was just weird enough to move there) were all just a ploy to prevent anyone from knowing my true heritage. 

While it’s more than true that I do enjoy poking a bit of fun (and then some) at the overly polite and defenseless Canadians (seriously it’s like making fun of a bunny rabbit), it is not charade!  I have in my possession a US Social Security card, US Passport, as well as a US Birth Certificate.  As a full citizen of the US, with only a US passport, I maintain that I am both more trustworthy and more authoritative than a Canarican (someone that maintains both a US and Canadian passport).  So clearly I must be correct. 

Secondly, in response to Ron’s shock that I had convinced a girl to move from Arizona to Michigan.  First, I agree.  Second, the transformation is coming along nicely.